I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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