I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
