Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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