We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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