Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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