Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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