Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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