we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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