so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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