she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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