is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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