i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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