I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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