When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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