you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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