So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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