new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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