shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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