Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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