I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Everything about him screamed your future.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Randomize
