I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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