We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
