Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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