I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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