let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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