I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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