Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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