is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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