I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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