Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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