And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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