i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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