4 words: hood of his car
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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