There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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