your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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