it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
We're too hungover to prance.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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