Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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