I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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