Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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