i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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