It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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