dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
is wine microwaveable?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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