Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Randomize
