i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
