its not stalking. its research.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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