He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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