I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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