I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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