yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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