How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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