I could have mohawked her pubes.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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