Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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