playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Randomize
