I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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