yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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