And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Randomize